Why god created children

    Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating Heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."


    "Don't what?" Adam replied.


    "Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said.


    "Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got Forbidden Fruit!"


    "No way!"


    "Yes WAY!"


    "Don't eat that fruit!" said God.


    "Why?"


    "Because I'm your Creator and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.


    A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry. "Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" God asked.


    "Uh huh," Adam replied.


    "Then why did you?"


    "I dunno," Eve answered.


    "She started it!" Adam said.


    "Did Not!"


    "DID so!"


    "DID NOT!!"


    Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.


    MentalChaos


    Enjoy!

    and thats why the we have kids,and you get all the onryness back that you have given out,while raiseing them hehe ;)and they get all your energy

    and money too, don't forget that. kids reckon they're hard done to but inf act look at from a parent's p.o.v. and they get a pretty good deal. Don't get up till late, slack at school, slope home at an early hour, get free room and board plus all the leccy they can use, contribute nothing except a few unwilling chores, then b*gger off after 20 years and not a word of thanks. Can I be a kid again please?

    as i see it you have three choices,and one bonus choice,now which will it be hmmmmmm......


    1. to give it all up and go ahead to the ol folks home

    2. to give it all up and be put out to pasture,who knows you might meet MrEd out there someday
    (something i know your looking forward to)


    3, giving in and joining the Burly Rabbits assc.(we all know you can't hardly wait)


    4.or just growing old like the rest of us,and lossing your teeth and your hair,and reliaze that you have reverted back to very early childhood all natural like as you will also need a diaper to :mrgreen:
    [blink]Oops.... ah.... sorry forgot you had the tea towel for emergencys[/blink]