Theres no evolution, just a list of beings that Chuck Norris allows to live.
Well , Chuck is old and hardly alive these days 
Besides he got pwnd by Bruce Lee 
aldho Bruce Lee is dead he still rocks
It does not rain on Chuck Norris
I'm still a fan of his.
I don't know how he handles cold, but today in sunny South Africa it's cold enough to freeze the balls of a dozen brass monkeys and perhaps old Chuck as well.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like chuck norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag the ladies...he potatoe sacks them.
There's no such thing as global worming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
In chuck norris's kitchen there are no stoves or microwaves because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Behind chuck norris's beard is another fist.
Chuck norris can grate cheese with his beard.
The fastest way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach, its through chuck norris's fist.
Recently in a news conference, a reporter asked President Obama about his homeland defense plans, he simply replied "Chuck Norris"
Once Chuck Norris did a Roundhousekick that was so fast that his foot broke through the light barrier, traveled back in time and killed Hitler back in 1945.
Chuck Norris won The Game by default.
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands for a little while one time then returned home. Since then they are just called the Islands.
Some people wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
My personal favorite 
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris once played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest
Chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
The Bermuda Triangle is Chuck Norris' dojo.
When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
lol
Chuck Norris is The Reason Waldo Hides
Chuck Norris Can lead a horse to water and make it drink
:mrgreen:
You know you're fucked when Chuck Norris goes rogue and comes for you in space.
ROFL
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well you know...Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
If Chuck Norris screws a guy it doesn't mean he became gay, it just means he already had every single woman