Gollum had porphyria

That was pretty good. Nice find! <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

It´s amazing what the world has come to.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....why? Thats all i can say...&quot;why&quot;...what was the point to psychoanylize a &quot;fictional character&quot; he aws created to be that way....*rolls eyes*...oh well another fine waste of money! IMO. &quot;To live is to die....but living is to die slowly..why waste time on trivial things just play as hard as you can&quot;

that´s all well and good but they still have´nt explained this here rash...see...´innit a nasty ´un <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> &quot;My sig is in the post but the man in the shop promised I will find it witty and topical when it arrives.&quot;

Yet another example of the Britons´ insanity <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

Be nice, Bretonia would be very mad if they heard you say that! <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

Too bad for Bretonia! Brits are bloody crazy, there´s no two ways around it. <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

Well it´s nice to know that whereever there are fictional characters there will be people being paid to state what their problems are. Wasn´t there something about Winnie the Pooh a couple years ago too?

parabolix ; this is probably not the one you are after but still worth a mention. i believe there was a book called &quot;the Tao and the Pooh&quot;, one page tells a story from confuscious (spelling may be off<img src=smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif width

Remember, doctors have to be able to describe medical conditions based upon the appearance and actions of patients without any samples! My housemates (ex) who were both final year medical students could never take it seriously when they had ´actors´ describing and playing up with ´problems´ for them to diagnose. This, however, would sound like an ideal - albeit unusual, diagnosis for them to perform. Of course, the doctors would have to work out what they thought it was due to the apparent symptoms - but sounds like a great idea to me - plenty of complex symptoms to work from, an amusing and very different edge, which is sure to capture the immagination and test their knowledges fully - as most seemed to be normal everyday rubbish that they see <img src=smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Great idea.

They can say whatever they want, but these so-called physicians won´t even live to a fifth of Gollum´s lifetime. Ha!

I though a Gollum was a monster created by a Jewish Rabbi in order to protect his flock from danger. Glock36 &quot;No Comment&quot;

I´m with Chips and Esq. Good idea and good find by Balthazar @ Glock - Hehe. Something tells me you know it´s actually a <i>Golem. </i> For those of you who don´t, a Golem is a creature in Jewish mythology (yes, Jews have mythology) that is made of clay and animated by the divine name. Don´t go thinking you can create one though, only great Rabbis, well versed in the arts of Kabbalah can even attempt such a feat. Or so I´m told.

If I knew there were auditions for gollum, I would be him. If I was gollum, he´d have to be a giant millipede. Gollum... Hmmmmm... Gollum... Hmmmmmm... &quot;Death to ZugZug!&quot; Oh, and by the way, considering I outrank you, I shouldn´t have to listen to you.