Ran for his life away from the ninjas straight into the arms of..... I am dead, I go into battle to reclaim my life, This i do gladly for I am Jem,Hadar.
The Group Forum Story Part III
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...esqy, who was drinking a loaad of ginger beer.... Before ANYBODY asks.... I had my username BEFORE the game even existed. Thank you.
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laced with sleeping pills...
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..Esky vomited on poor wolfy, who cried in disgust and woke up the sleeping monster of WW2JACOB... (sorry jacob <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>) Edited by - [ACWilde on 12/20/2004 5:23:40 AM
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Enter the Starfleet captain to save wolfy but then decides he couldn´t be arsed....... I am dead, I go into battle to reclaim my life, This i do gladly for I am Jem,Hadar. Edited by - Starfleet Captain on 12/20/2004 7:42:47 AM
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as he was promptly killed by godzilla who had been...
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Sleeping inside the cargo hold...then wolfy decided in a sentance to himself..."I need to lay off the cardimine"
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...In Wolfy´s cardamine vision, ww2jacob killed the Godzilla...
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... through the ingenious, almost Macguyver-esque, use of some toilet paper, a toothpick, two empty cans of cola and a small ball of lint.
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up popped a lawyer from ancient america, who served him a writ for not paying royalties, so wolfy...
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... pulled an Indiana Jones, and shot him.
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"Foolish mortal, you cant kill me, we lawyers arent human!" said the lawyer, just then a ....
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... great big anvil fell on his head. And it´s been scientifically proven, anvils <i>always </i> kill lawyers.
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just then, eckles from the goon show appeared and started asking if he had seen an enormous christmas pudding latley, wolfy said he hadnt, and agreed to help eckles. cue benny hill chase music as the pair searched high and low for the pudding, at that moment....
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..a shot rang out..
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"will someone answer that?" said wolfy....
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...who opened the door to find Druid, who had now been waiting nearly 22 hours, wrapped up in his cloak asleep in the hall. "about bloody time too!" Druid cried on waking as he produced a ripe mellon an stuck it up...
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...Wolfy´s pants. "A present from Mr. Eraser, as a gift for supporting the TLR Moderator Retirement Fund!"...
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..."Ahh, a TLRMRF prezzie. hard on the outside, squishie on the inside! just like..."
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a legion of purple people eaters, which sprang from the melon in wolfies trousers, druid vanished in a puff of logic, narrowly avoiding a huge blue whale that had fallen from the sky. wolfy awoke to find....