Strange Meetings in the TLRverse(sh,i know its a rip)

On the way, Wolfy passes me. He watches me for a sec then goes back to his palm tree house which he was polishing. He sees me, gets mad, hops in the tree, and drives off at 60 miles an hour. From afar there is apparently an Timber Wolf shooting gauss rifles at pigeons. "May I borrow this?" I ask. "Sure" he replies. Wolfy comes back. I hit him with a gauss rifle and he flys back a couple hundred yards. When he gets up he picks the palm tree up opens a coconut, puts gasoline in it,then drives off again. Using the jumpjets on the Timber Wolf, I become as people call me, Building Hopper, or as Esqy calls it Architectural Structure Lunger. When I hit an apartment building sw comes out and starts relentlessly shooting me with a shotgun. I whip out the Single Action Army and put a bullet through the door stop which lets the door swing free, and pushes her back in. I hop out of my Timber Wolf, which is then immediately engulfed in flames. Get the Single Action Army and Patriot out (Guns), and start shooting flying platypi(is that right) FF is fighting them off with paintball guns he unfortunetly falls to the platypi. People dont die in this dream, they just disappear. I take his paintball guns and the rail driver he wasnt using. All of a sudden I get a giant whiplash and fly back 20 feet, I ge tup, focus my eyes and there is sw again with a smoking shotgun barrel. At this point, I become impervious to damage, I just get mad about it. sw gets on my nerve with the infinite ammo shotgun. I pull a console window before my eyes.. I type/think, sv_gravity 1...Enter. I become Architectural Structure Lunger again. I run into chips on top of a smelting plant. He simply says " Man, the chesse melts better up here ontop of a ice cube tray." I hand him some cheese out of my pockets and continue on... *You will notice at parts pieces of video games come in I don´t know why, I just love video games.

Keep in mind. The dream has awesome background sound. --In my eyes --Indisposed --In disguise --As no one knows --Hides the face --Lies the snake Eraser....God of the realm.. "I dun like that, good with the rest of the city" *brrzzzt* "DO IT AGAIN!!" He carrys an awesome staff, and a long flowing cape for some odd reason. It flows even without wind or movement. --The sun --In my disgrace --Boiling heat --Summer stench --´Neath the black --The sky looks dead --Call my name --Through the cream --And I´ll hear you --Scream again Arania - Flys in a friggin´ giant paper airplane. --Black hole sun --Won´t you come --And wash away the rain --Black hole sun --Won´t you come --Won´t you come Bargib - You never saw him...Just knew he was there... --Stuttering --Cold and damp --Steal the warm wind --Tired friend --Times are gone --For honest men --And sometimes --Far too long --For snakes --In my shoes --A walking sleep --And my youth --I pray to keep --Heaven send --Hell away --No one sings --Like you --Anymore The Master Chief - His name says it all..perfect image... --Hang my head --Drown my fear --Till you all just --Disappear

From this point on sw is now known as "shotgun winger" I pass across Pizza-Petes pizza place, "All the bs you can handle! AND MORE!" I´d finish this right now, but I´m about to go to bed, see side panel for nutritional facts. Coming soon. bret bret. Finalday ww2 ff FF Codename A new version of me, eX-Project Gordon Freeman (HL2 if your a moron) Mongolian warriors.

Gimme a bit to recap this, forgot about this thread so I need to remember the dream.