A Freelancer Parody

  • Dear God....and I thought Starman had gotten to the peak of humour. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FANFIC EVER! And I´ve got my own evil plans too....*strokes button to fire the Uber-Ray Of Superkerblazification and a map of Nederbord´s base*

  • Just you know, I´ve a bunch of factories. My main factory lies in the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in Wolves Land. My second largest lies secretly dug inder the Barsebäck Nuclear Power Plant in Sweden. I´ve got a smaller factory in Smirnovka, Wolves Land. And then a bunch in Hungary. Then I have about 20 more in Sweden and 40 in Ukraine. I´ve also placed a mobile smaller factory in Australia. Come and visit our Chernobyl factory and you will get a free Finsk Pinne (Finnish stick, a confect)!

  • (Following MM2´s trend) I bring in 10 Steamrunner class (Long range artillery) 20 Defiant class (Mines) AND....(DunDunDun) 30 soverign class with 5 nebula class for gemini effect! DunnnnDunnnn! LOL! I´m A Forum Bowser!

  • *Donating 50 WMD classed missles each filled with 800 megaton radiactive fat* Me: All right, that should do it. But I don´t want to lose the fanfic, besides, I like Starman. <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> *Donates 10 WMD classed missles each filled with 1000 megaton radiactive fat plus a Sovet era nuclear missle and an electric toothbrush* Me: Ok, now it´s fair. <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Me: Let´s see some WAR! <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Edited by - Nederbörd on 10/22/2005 9:33:48 AM

  • Starman Omega: Fire All Missiles! Nedorbord: Oh no! (gets slighty scorched) Xp194: heh they were duds! whoot! suddenly a delay timer started kicking in Mob: oh **... KABLOZZZIE! we have a problem! You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

    You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

  • Me: Weee! This smells funny! AGAIN! *Donates 2 billion gargantuan missles with 50 000 megatons of radioactive fat to Starman* Me: Oh and, I´m not siding with the mob anymore. I´m neutral, for the time being. ^^

  • right we have a problem. LYNCH THE TEMPORARY DESERTER!!!! Mob: YAY! You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

    You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

  • it just makes them funnier though seeing how starman copes with the everexpanding mob. You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

    You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

  • To bad your gonna lycnh me, you could´ve got some nice WMD´s. Oh anyways, you´re not that big a threat. ^^ I just opened up some really huge cyborg factories in China. I sold them some missles so now I´ve got about 9 million people working in the factories. This method is called outsourcing. ^^ *Nederbird inspects his new shiny cyborg army* Me: Veery nice! Oh, n´ just wait till you see my newly invented MBT! &gt;=) MHOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Enough with all the rearmament posts. It was funny for a while, but now nearly all I´m getting are posts with *sends 5000000000000000 nuclear missiles to the mob* and only a few actual reviews. Don´t worry though, I´ll be bringing the mob back later. Do a barrel roll! <A href=´http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Starman%20Omega´ Target=_Blank>Want to get the chapters of A Freelancer Parody before anyone else? Click here for more info.</a> Edited by - Starman Omega on 10/24/2005 11:58:10 AM

  • actrually,nukes aren´t powerful in star trek so... all trek ship surived <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

  • review mode online: oops, yeah good story Starman, keep up the good work! You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

    You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

  • Crap! I´ve got all the weapons in the world but I ain´t got any Kazakh crisps. <img src=smilies/icon_smile_sad.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Oh well ok. Was fun till it lasted. Hmmm... I´m getting hungry. Give me crisps!