Dear God....and I thought Starman had gotten to the peak of humour. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FANFIC EVER! And I´ve got my own evil plans too....*strokes button to fire the Uber-Ray Of Superkerblazification and a map of Nederbord´s base*
A Freelancer Parody
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Just you know, I´ve a bunch of factories. My main factory lies in the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in Wolves Land. My second largest lies secretly dug inder the Barsebäck Nuclear Power Plant in Sweden. I´ve got a smaller factory in Smirnovka, Wolves Land. And then a bunch in Hungary. Then I have about 20 more in Sweden and 40 in Ukraine. I´ve also placed a mobile smaller factory in Australia. Come and visit our Chernobyl factory and you will get a free Finsk Pinne (Finnish stick, a confect)!
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and a healthy green glow!
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It makes you look good to. <img src=smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> (the green glow)
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calls in 500 akira crusers(fedration)90 borg cubes to join the mobs force MORE!!MORE!!! P.S i am the old GDI officer that posted the avange the donut(i lost the darn narn password!!) http://www.lancersreactor.org/…load/Download.asp?ID=1235
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(Following MM2´s trend) I bring in 10 Steamrunner class (Long range artillery) 20 Defiant class (Mines) AND....(DunDunDun) 30 soverign class with 5 nebula class for gemini effect! DunnnnDunnnn! LOL! I´m A Forum Bowser!
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*Donating 50 WMD classed missles each filled with 800 megaton radiactive fat* Me: All right, that should do it. But I don´t want to lose the fanfic, besides, I like Starman. <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> *Donates 10 WMD classed missles each filled with 1000 megaton radiactive fat plus a Sovet era nuclear missle and an electric toothbrush* Me: Ok, now it´s fair. <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Me: Let´s see some WAR! <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Edited by - Nederbörd on 10/22/2005 9:33:48 AM
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Starman Omega: Fire All Missiles! Nedorbord: Oh no! (gets slighty scorched) Xp194: heh they were duds! whoot! suddenly a delay timer started kicking in Mob: oh **... KABLOZZZIE! we have a problem! You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face
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Me: Weee! This smells funny! AGAIN! *Donates 2 billion gargantuan missles with 50 000 megatons of radioactive fat to Starman* Me: Oh and, I´m not siding with the mob anymore. I´m neutral, for the time being.
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right we have a problem. LYNCH THE TEMPORARY DESERTER!!!! Mob: YAY! You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face
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Dont worry I got it covered, heh. Plants homing device just in case he goes even worse. I´m A Forum Bowser!
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You´re all delaying the updates by forcing Omega to open new chapters with an ever longer rambling prologue in order to defeat this exponentially expanding mob.
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it just makes them funnier though seeing how starman copes with the everexpanding mob. You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face
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To bad your gonna lycnh me, you could´ve got some nice WMD´s. Oh anyways, you´re not that big a threat. I just opened up some really huge cyborg factories in China. I sold them some missles so now I´ve got about 9 million people working in the factories. This method is called outsourcing. *Nederbird inspects his new shiny cyborg army* Me: Veery nice! Oh, n´ just wait till you see my newly invented MBT! >=) MHOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Enough with all the rearmament posts. It was funny for a while, but now nearly all I´m getting are posts with *sends 5000000000000000 nuclear missiles to the mob* and only a few actual reviews. Don´t worry though, I´ll be bringing the mob back later. Do a barrel roll! <A href=´http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Starman%20Omega´ Target=_Blank>Want to get the chapters of A Freelancer Parody before anyone else? Click here for more info.</a> Edited by - Starman Omega on 10/24/2005 11:58:10 AM
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actrually,nukes aren´t powerful in star trek so... all trek ship surived <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>
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review mode online: oops, yeah good story Starman, keep up the good work! You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face
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Crap! I´ve got all the weapons in the world but I ain´t got any Kazakh crisps. <img src=smilies/icon_smile_sad.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Oh well ok. Was fun till it lasted. Hmmm... I´m getting hungry. Give me crisps!