• Yarr, we best be gettin´ back onto topic before Ol´ Man Mike locks us up. It isn´t exactly the topic, but we can list the traits of pirates that make someone a pirate. (Cont´d from the original post) 11. Unique flags that distinguish them from other more "distinguished" vessels. 12. The original sagging clothing. 13. "There was this pirate who was very successful at fighting off his enemies. One day he was attacked by one ship, and was losing the battle. He turned to his first mate and said ´get me my red shirt!´ and they won the battle. The next day he was attacked by five ships. He turned to his first mate and said ´get me my red shirt!´ and they won the battle. The next day they were attacked by 15 ships, this time military. His first mate asked him why he didn´t use the red shirt. ´I normally use it so that you don´t see how wounded I am, and you keep fighting as though I am not. It will not help this time. Get me my brown pants´" Anybody else with more?

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