why do you change from sensible first-person terminology to rather silly third-person? and why do you refer to yourself in the plural occasionally? and if any of what you´ve written is true, which I think most people who´ve come across you on TLR will probably and quite rightly doubt even if they didn´t already know you were making it all up, then if you´re so accomplished why do you behave so badly for no apparent reason? frankly benjon or whoever you are, if you´re such a lonely misfit that you can´t even make an effort to fit in despite having been offered an open hand by people who don´t actually have to put up with you at all, then why do bother setting up new accounts and coming back and getting everyones backs-up all the time? it´s not like you even have an issue - no-one has done anything to you. offered an opportunity to actually make friends, you just insult everyone with yet more nonsense. why don´t you take yourself off somewhere else where you´d fit in better? because here you´ll just be banned and deleted on a daily or hourly basis.why bother? and it´s not even funny. your humour is talentless and without inspiration. at least Heltak made me laugh, hell, I make me laugh - but you don´t make anyone laugh. Comedy clearly isn´t your forté. Edited by - Grand Mullah Tawakalna on 10/1/2005 12:29:02 PM
Well. Here it is. As promised
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Within the first paragraph I knew I was reading about Albert Einstein. Guess my memory isn´t failing me after all eh?
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*Just Shakes head* <img src=´http://img.photobucket.com/alb…3/Nakdimon/bear-e2thm.jpg ´>
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I see you´ve perfected time travel too.... @Taw...maybe he finds it fun to get everyone angry and to see how much he can wind up people...maybe he´ll go away if everyone ignores him...but then all the comic relief of Mr. Chips will be gone <img src=smilies/icon_smile_sad.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> -make ´em bleed- Edited by - sycho warrior on 10/1/2005 10:35:15 AM
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the irony being that it costs him more effort to do his nonsense than it does to get rid of him. at least Heltak had a point to make, even it was koo-kah; benjon is pointless. I missed most of the previous ridiculousness during my hiatus, thankfully. benjon must be signing onto TLR and creating a new account everytime he gets near a computer, I suppose we should all feel honoured that he can´t seem to leave us alone. *have you missed me?* he says, pah ´tis the other way around methinks, benjon clearly has no-one and nothing else to do in his life.
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The real history of Benjon: He was born in hicksville, nevada, and didn´t get a degree in anything. He´s a 12 year old boy, who many believe suffer from brain damage. He has a cronic spamming disorder, which he probably thinks is funny, however us normal people don´t agree. He is annoying, yet agreeing with the post above this one, he seems to feel so insecure he has to come back to the same site. Try something new benjon.
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heheh...no offence demonslayer...but i believe taw´s insults are about a thousand times better...but then again, taw has had experience in the area of computer tech support...so he´s probably had lots of time to think of this stuff <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>
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He´s probably a little older than 12. Clearly craves attention. Why recognition here is so important is unfathomable. Maybe someone else on TLR actually knows him but doesn´t realize that it´s him? Who knows?
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I think he just wants to annoy the hell out of us.
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Look at <A href=´http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein#Biography´ Target=_Blank>this.</a> See any similarities? Just a pathetic copy-paste out of some encyclopedia or website with some find/replace edits from Einstein -> benjon and date edits. Just sad. At least if you´re going to make up some fake autobiography for yourself, benjon, then make it less blatently plagurized and false! <img src=smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Edited by - ww2jacob on 10/1/2005 1:56:06 PM
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<font size=1 face="trebuchet ms"><BLOCKQUOTE><hr size=1 noshade>This autobiography has been kindly written by a close friend of benjons. <hr size=1 noshade></BLOCKQUOTE></font><font face=´trebuchet ms, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica´ size=2> That doesnt make sense. Plus the "In 1895" which doesnt make sense. Who taught you how to plagiarize?
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I really don´t like him. I don´t even think he´s twelve. I could belive ten or eleven, but even twelve year olds act more mature than this. Besides, he has to be a little kid to want to piss everyone off. In case you didn´t notice Benjon, we here at TLR have respect for one another. I don´t know any of these people in person, but I still treat them with respect, and about 95% of the time I get it back. I recommend that you grow up and go annoy people on Xbox Live or something. And next time you want to plagerize, try not to make it so brutally obvious. __________________________ 4 8 15 16 23 42 Twenty bucks to whoever can tell me what the deal is with those numbers. I´ll give you a hint: They have somthing to do with a guy named Hurley. Edited by - Killa (The Revolution) on 10/1/2005 5:47:59 PM
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his rip off history has turned into the benjon bash lol, join in and take a swing <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>
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hmmm,,, Quote: benjon´s second 1905 paper ... wtf...? either makes ´IT´S´ (or friend) suspect or ´IT´ is very very old... cracking 100 I think... Rubbish... Harrier Edited by - harrier on 10/2/2005 12:47:21 AM
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If you don´t want benjon to do this, simply refuse to acknowledge him. He´ll get bored and go spam somewhere else... eventually.
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1) I am certain "Benjon" wrote this with the full intention of people recognising whom it was/that its not his own - twill be his humour. 2) The second reply (me) points out that its Einstein, we don´t need everyone to point out this is someone elses work do we? 3) As annoying as some people are, it doesn´t mean we can all jump on the bash wagon and have a free swing. Rules don´t disappear as soon as you dislike someone. As it is, the thread has no future, so I´m going to stop temptation for further comments.