Posts by Marty

  • Insults

    You have to read it a little bit at a time... antisocial_disestablishment_arianist but it should be at least two words antisocial disestablishmentarianist the latter of which seems to be something about being against an establishment. ... Instead of referring to them by their real name in a conversation, call them whats-his-nose (somewhat like whats-his-face, only more original).

  • Faster Than Light Travel. Possible?

    Dark is not an object, but a lack of light... I would say at the speed of light. This is because light moves at the speed of light... and when something moves in the way, light moves away from it until it all hits something and is absorbed, and filling the void is dark.

  • No More Hubble

    I was just up a bit too late... I was starting to get cranky... But I do think that if they do anything to it... they will screw up.

  • No More Hubble

    Chances are that some idiot would botch the whole thing... and with my luck, Hubble would hit my school during Algebra... and they wouldnt give a flying fig... and just continue... until they realise the science teacher is no more, four days later... because in my city... idiots roam free like rabbits... and my school isnt in my city... its in the little village a mile away the politicians are too lazy to annex... and its even stupider... but I would notice it... heh... fun fun fun... school ends earlier for me... but someone would blame me... because theyre even dumber than the adults... and me and the deviant few smart people will be tormented by idiots... is it just me... or am I babbling?

  • Rule your own country!

    <b>ITS A TRAP! DONT LAND! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! </b> heh My nameless is now forming a military force, as war is inevitable. Anyone who wishes to join my country, there are still many positions to be filled, such as supreme general of the army, and of the air force, and the space fleet, which will cosist of a couple cardboard boxes with stolen laser pointers taped on the side. *chuckles* BWUHAHAHAHAHA! NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOW! I STARTED A DYSENTERY FAFM! Lets see you try to handle that. Your soldiers will be getting diahrrhea on the battlefield, while mine will run up and crap majorly on them, smearing it into their mouth and eyes, and then your men will be shoved into mass graves, disguized as latrines (porto-pots). Or we could spray your camp with rubber cement, so your men get high on the fumes, when we storm in with gas masks. off topic: Orillion, when will you finish the beta mod... its not in my inbox... <A href=´http://www.spam.com´ Target=_Blank>Mmmmmm... SPAM... yummy <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle></a>

  • Plotting Conquest

    I think my plan was more of a joke (but it <i>could </i> work... assuming nobody noticed the terrorists and heaps of garbage). I thought of it at a birthday party around 3 AM... having consumed at least a quart of sugary drinks. <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> But... air superiority is good... you´ll need it to drop the bomb (thus torching the place). An idea that was unrealistic, but worked in AOE2, was build 30 elite janissaries and ten bombard cannons, and have them stand in front of the enemy on ´stand ground´. I think they usually lose about forty guys before they reach me (including cavalry). Another idea would be to steal weapons and food from the enemy while they sleep, and go to a third-world country to recruit an army, promising them the lush fertile lands of my target, and steal more food before the campaign to recruit more soldiers. Then you can have an insanely large army, sneak in at night, and form a special unit. A firetruck, with gasoline instead of water, and a four year old with a match. Hose down the capital city with the truck, and tell the kid he can have lots and lots of candy if he lights the match and touches it to a puddle in the street while it is still lit, and then run like a consipated wiener dog. &quot;Hello? Operator? Id like to call Happy Dale Sanitarium. Sanitarium, sanitarium, sanitarium. Yeah, like a broken record...&quot; 1: &quot;Here... Ive found my biography. This is a picture of us... heres me, and theres you.&quot; 2: &quot;My how ive changed&quot; 1: &quot;Thats because this picture hasnt been taken yet...&quot;

  • Rule your own country!

    I am willing to join in a joint space program, and would not have any problem, provided someone can get me and take me to the meeting (as my nameless country has no space program, but I, the main weapons researcher, have some Ideas for weapons). I would also be willing to join a country, ceding my lands and citizenry, assuming my capital punishment method is intact and used at least once every ten executions, PC thugs are considered criminals, I can become an obscenely rich governor, and can retain my hover tank, limo, and sword collection. And if I dont join a country, there should at least be a FL server for all the leaders to access (password), where they can discuss political matters and have fun.

  • Rule your own country!

    I wont ever be able to think of a name... Dictatorship until I die! bwuhahahahaha... *turns head* Why is everybody staring at ME?!? Then it will be a Democracy... All citizens will be treated well... if they behave... Political Correctness thugs will be personally pushed through a woodchipper daily if they do not stop spouting such crap. So will murderers. Rapists... will be punished as the victim (or relatives of the victim) wishes... and then be pickled and sent to a third world country. There will be a stretch limo for my business affairs... and a tank equipped with hover engines for my leisure. The sword collection will be greater than that of George Patton (WWII general). Traitors and Treason-commiters will get shallow scratches all over their body and tossed into the Dead Sea. More updates later. <A href=´http://www.spam.com´ Target=_Blank>Mmmmmm... SPAM... yummy <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle></a>

  • My birthday!!!

    <font size=1 face="trebuchet ms"><BLOCKQUOTE><hr size=1 noshade>15. Everybody has a birthday. (Gee, imagine that! <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>) <hr size=1 noshade></BLOCKQUOTE></font><font face=´trebuchet ms, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica´ size=2> Happy birthday! <A href=´http://www.spam.com´ Target=_Blank>Mmmmmm... SPAM... yummy <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle></a>

  • WWII games

    I had an idea... (is anyone here a BF1942 modder, or know one well)... make a total conversion mod that would simulate an Alliance-Coalition battle (just a thought)... however... I cant figure out the modding tools (but at least EA gives them to you, unlike microsoft... notice it isnt catitalized)... otherwise I would have a really good mod...

  • Strangely Fun Toys.....

    A marshmallow gun. Some PVC pipe and a bag of miniature marshmallows. If you lick the end of the marshmallow till it sticks, and shoot it, wet end froward, you can find what you hit.

  • WWII games

    I like Battlefield 1942. What servers do you like for it? Battlefield Vietnam is a <i>Vietnam </i> war game... as far as I can tell. Medal of Honor is a good game... from what I have heard.

  • A idea...

    Not if you find a way to download the new information fram the server as needed... but how to implement the download... changing game files in the middle of gameplay would be slow... and have lots of problems.