Posts by Druid

English or French? Not much of a choice. I'll stick to plain ol' bangers ta.

I suppose we had more reason to join than you. After all for us it was one more step further away from you lot.

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but it's nice to see smaller, less important, flyspeck countries following in our footsteps.

Why, what have the Welsh done this time? Nothing new for them to follow your lead I suppose, after all there are 14 million sheep in Wales, 3 million of which are 2 legged.

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having foolishly been taken in with the dreadful Yooro currency, whereas we (sensibly) didn't

Indeed, foolishly we took on board a currency which the U.K. smarts said would NEVER be worth anything close to the Pound. Yeh right! Currently trading at only 10 cent in the difference and closing.

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I've had lots of those Irish sausages and I reckon the lard, fried bread, black pudding, and pint pot of tea with half a pound of sugar with gold-top prob'ly did more harm than a few dioxins!

Taw my old friend, there are few things we agree on. This is one to be savoured, every last mouth watering bite. :mrgreen:

And the stoopid irony of it all was that instead of eating food produced in Ireland which would be safe unless you ate 4 ton a week for 35 years we threw it all in the bin and ate the gear imported from outside the EU where the pigs are on the same diet as Chinese weight lifters.

We don't need fighter planes and war ships to invade other countries. We just open a pub and start selling Guinness and pork sausages to the locals...(well we did till Yurup decided that we had to throw all our rashers and puddin' in the bin last week).

It'll take more than a recession to kill me off, my mother's maiden name was Roach. :mrgreen:

That's only because you have no allies who will let you use air strips in their countries anymore so when the Hingrish want to invade some far flung backyard they have to bring their own.

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alcohol permitted for medicinal purposes, not haram at all when it is so

If that were the case I'd be a hypochondriac.

Hey the resemblance is uncanny. Both are covering up their faces (in-case their mum sees them on dih telly throwing rocks at the nice police man again), both have silly things on their heads and neither looks scary even with a hunting rifle.

Meh, just rub a cream on it (vigorously) twice daily. And scrub with a wire-brush. I'll go away after a while.

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some of the stuff that goes on in my house including my girlfriend getting hit by a marble when she was alone upstairs

You could not come up with a more subtle euphemism?

Damn it Taw, all that spam and I was not available to reply. Well keeping it short all your last few posts go to prove is that you are a dorty ol' git after all.

As for ending birthdays, there are a great number of people for whom I would be very happy to make this a reality.

@Spcok: Well that depends on the country, but the logic still applies. If I am the same person today that I was then, why is it wrong for me to date a 17 year old today now when it was perfectly acceptable back then.;)

On the subject of how you change over the years here's one that worries me:

I met my wife when she and I were teenagers. I am now in my mid 30's. If I were to try and strike up the same relationship with her today, and she were still 17, I would be in trouble.

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The older you are, the wiser you are.

Now that is cobblers! Stupid young people only grow up to be stupid old people with the added effects of dementia.

Finalday's birthday eh? You treating the beard to a delousing?

I hear he went to Vegas and invested the nations reserve fund on the Roulette Table. Pity the rest of them did not act with such fiscal acumen.

Provided his government bail him out by next Tuesday that is.

Things would not be so bad if my debtors would just pay on time. That Mullah I sold the 200 Hilux with 50 cal gun mounts to has not been forthcoming though. He claims that the hike in oil prices early in the year led to him grounding 75% of his fleet and directly attributes this to the recent stability in the region. The knock on effect of reduced fundraising from misguided nut jobs has led to him defaulting on not only my Hilux repayments but he also failed to pay the bill for his penthouse suite in IndyCrops' 5 Star Resort where he stayed last summer (before returning to his cave for the winter).

Went the same route as the portakabin. Bloody banks would take the cloak off a yer back so they would. Left me wearin' nothing but a smile.

Macrayola?

Ah don't be hard on yourself, that's my job.