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Monday, December 15th 2008, 9:53pm

Author: Druid

Re: We've just seen a UFO! No bull!

English or French? Not much of a choice. I'll stick to plain ol' bangers ta. I suppose we had more reason to join than you. After all for us it was one more step further away from you lot.

Monday, December 15th 2008, 2:01pm

Author: Druid

Re: We've just seen a UFO! No bull!

Quoted but it's nice to see smaller, less important, flyspeck countries following in our footsteps. Why, what have the Welsh done this time? Nothing new for them to follow your lead I suppose, after all there are 14 million sheep in Wales, 3 million of which are 2 legged. Quoted having foolishly been taken in with the dreadful Yooro currency, whereas we (sensibly) didn't Indeed, foolishly we took on board a currency which the U.K. smarts said would NEVER be worth anything close to the Pound. Ye...

Friday, December 12th 2008, 12:03pm

Author: Druid

Re: We've just seen a UFO! No bull!

And the stoopid irony of it all was that instead of eating food produced in Ireland which would be safe unless you ate 4 ton a week for 35 years we threw it all in the bin and ate the gear imported from outside the EU where the pigs are on the same diet as Chinese weight lifters.

Friday, December 12th 2008, 11:03am

Author: Druid

Re: We've just seen a UFO! No bull!

We don't need fighter planes and war ships to invade other countries. We just open a pub and start selling Guinness and pork sausages to the locals...(well we did till Yurup decided that we had to throw all our rashers and puddin' in the bin last week).

Thursday, December 11th 2008, 6:40pm

Author: Druid

Re: Ghost To Virus

It'll take more than a recession to kill me off, my mother's maiden name was Roach. :mrgreen:

Thursday, December 11th 2008, 6:38pm

Author: Druid

Re: We've just seen a UFO! No bull!

That's only because you have no allies who will let you use air strips in their countries anymore so when the Hingrish want to invade some far flung backyard they have to bring their own.

Thursday, December 11th 2008, 6:34pm

Author: Druid

Re: Less than 30 days to go...

Quoted alcohol permitted for medicinal purposes, not haram at all when it is so If that were the case I'd be a hypochondriac.

Monday, December 8th 2008, 10:33pm

Author: Druid

Re: Less than 30 days to go...

Hey the resemblance is uncanny. Both are covering up their faces (in-case their mum sees them on dih telly throwing rocks at the nice police man again), both have silly things on their heads and neither looks scary even with a hunting rifle.

Monday, December 8th 2008, 10:31pm

Author: Druid

Re: Ghost To Virus

Meh, just rub a cream on it (vigorously) twice daily. And scrub with a wire-brush. I'll go away after a while.

Monday, December 8th 2008, 11:52am

Author: Druid

Re: Ghost To Virus

Quoted some of the stuff that goes on in my house including my girlfriend getting hit by a marble when she was alone upstairs You could not come up with a more subtle euphemism?

Monday, December 8th 2008, 11:47am

Author: Druid

Re: Less than 30 days to go...

Damn it Taw, all that spam and I was not available to reply. Well keeping it short all your last few posts go to prove is that you are a dorty ol' git after all. As for ending birthdays, there are a great number of people for whom I would be very happy to make this a reality.

Saturday, November 29th 2008, 3:00pm

Author: Druid

Re: Less than 30 days to go...

@Spcok: Well that depends on the country, but the logic still applies. If I am the same person today that I was then, why is it wrong for me to date a 17 year old today now when it was perfectly acceptable back then.

Saturday, November 29th 2008, 1:15pm

Author: Druid

Re: Less than 30 days to go...

On the subject of how you change over the years here's one that worries me: I met my wife when she and I were teenagers. I am now in my mid 30's. If I were to try and strike up the same relationship with her today, and she were still 17, I would be in trouble.

Wednesday, November 26th 2008, 12:48pm

Author: Druid

Re: Less than 30 days to go...

Quoted The older you are, the wiser you are. Now that is cobblers! Stupid young people only grow up to be stupid old people with the added effects of dementia. Finalday's birthday eh? You treating the beard to a delousing?

Wednesday, November 19th 2008, 5:05pm

Author: Druid

Re: What Would Start WW3?

I hear he went to Vegas and invested the nations reserve fund on the Roulette Table. Pity the rest of them did not act with such fiscal acumen.

Wednesday, November 19th 2008, 3:37pm

Author: Druid

Re: What Would Start WW3?

Provided his government bail him out by next Tuesday that is.

Wednesday, November 19th 2008, 12:28pm

Author: Druid

Re: What Would Start WW3?

Things would not be so bad if my debtors would just pay on time. That Mullah I sold the 200 Hilux with 50 cal gun mounts to has not been forthcoming though. He claims that the hike in oil prices early in the year led to him grounding 75% of his fleet and directly attributes this to the recent stability in the region. The knock on effect of reduced fundraising from misguided nut jobs has led to him defaulting on not only my Hilux repayments but he also failed to pay the bill for his penthouse sui...

Wednesday, November 19th 2008, 9:53am

Author: Druid

Re: What Would Start WW3?

Went the same route as the portakabin. Bloody banks would take the cloak off a yer back so they would. Left me wearin' nothing but a smile.

Tuesday, November 18th 2008, 5:26pm

Author: Druid

Re: Ghost To Virus

Macrayola?

Tuesday, November 18th 2008, 2:22pm

Author: Druid

Re: What Would Start WW3?

Ah don't be hard on yourself, that's my job.