Drunk people, weekends, phones and cackle laughter

Arania <font size=1 face="trebuchet ms"><BLOCKQUOTE><hr size=1 noshade>Well, considering you copied my thread title idea Ss <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> <hr size=1 noshade></BLOCKQUOTE></font><font fac

I got woken up at 1:00 am in the morning by someone asking for a pizza <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

I´m either a thai take-out or Speedy McBob´s Taxis, bleeding wrong numbers

<font size=1 face="trebuchet ms"><BLOCKQUOTE><hr size=1 noshade>do you who drink a lot actually intuitively intend to dial wrong numbers or people you know will be put off by a call that late or does it just come naturally? <hr size=1 noshade></BLOCKQUOTE></font><font face=´trebuchet ms, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica´ size=2> nope not intuitively, but I now know what I´ll be doing next time I get drunk! <img src=smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> <font size=1 face="trebuchet ms"><BLOCKQUOTE><hr size=1 noshade>I got woken up at 1:00 am in the morning by someone asking for a pizza <hr size=1 noshade></BLOCKQUOTE></font><font face=´trebuchet ms, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica´ size=2> thats my favourite kind of wrong number....the conversation usually goes like this : *phone rings at 1am* ME: *grunt* IDIOT: I wanna make a delivery order... ME: *grunt* IDIOT: Ok, I want a 12&quot; Meat Feast, 2 Garlic Breads and a Bottle of Coke ME: *starting to wake up a little* anything else? IDIOT: err...no ME: whats the address? IDIOT: 5 Blahblah Way ME: no problem, that´ll be £12.50 and we´ll be 30-40 minutes. Goodbye *click* <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> I figure that if they´re so stupid or drunk or both to not realise that they´ve dialled the wrong number then its their own fault <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> I once had a return call about an hour later that went something like this... *phone rings at 2am* ME: *grunt* IDIOT: oh hi, whats going on with our pizzas, its been over an hour... ME: Wrong number *click* Usually I follow that with a little mutley laugh before I pass out again <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> hehe Edited by - gromit on 3/28/2004 4:01:54 AM

ah sS, Comrade Gromitov has the correct take on this. You simply missed a chance for mindless entertainment at the expense of your annoying caller. Indeed, in such circumstances, you can have hours of empty fun simply by pretending to be who the idiot thinks you are, because he/she/they never listen to who YOU say you are... I cite a common example in the Tawa...err Carnevale household.. &lt;rings&gt; grunt grumble HELLO? err, is that a taxi mar mayte? private number youth but i rang a taxi mayte ok right whatever (say name of any local taxi firm, Lucky7/ABC/Embassy/Ambassador, whatever) yeh, where from m8? err, outside Maxims in ´Castle, duck.. where to? Biddulph/Chell/knutton/Bentilee/Scabby Abbey or any other scumbag council estate 15mins m8 alright? yeh thx duck. 30mins later &lt;rings&gt; hello? ordered a taxi a while ago m8 ... he´s just coming round the corner m8, 5 mins no more.. (this is where I usually crack up) oh right ok m8, thx. 15mins later &lt;rings&gt; hello? where´s me taxi, you said he was turning the corner? (sobered up and pissed off and you can hear pist-off female voice in background saying &quot;tell im Darren, tell im to urry up&quot<img src=smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> sorry m8, this kebab shop, no taxi here m8. You got wrong number &lt;click&gt; and leave off hook.. OR...(love this one) &lt;rings&gt; hello? is that the Creda service department? oh yes! (rubs hands with glee) I sent my kettle in for repair a few weeks ago, and I haven´t had it back yet? what´s the name? Johnson address? 14 Abberley Drive, Meir telephone number? 01782-243534 is it Mrs Johnson? yes that´s right I´m sorry you can´t have it back why? is it broken? no, we´re making the tea with it, if we give it back to you we´ll have to pay to drink the p*ss out of the machine again. So we´re going to keep it. &lt;silence&gt; how...how...how dare you? Give me my kettle back at once! Sod off you tight fisted old cow, it´s my kettle now. Go buy another, there are shops full of them &lt;click&gt; Edited by - Carnevale on 3/28/2004 4:43:18 AM

Carnevale wins. <img src=´http://www.3dactionplanet.com/…ght/arcon/arcon_linky.gif ´> <i>&quot;I´m the paint you tasted, fell intoxicated. I´m a Firestarted, twisted Firestarter&quot; </i>

How rude <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> anyway, I live in a groundfloor appartment rented from some dude who owns the entire house. We got two doorbells, one for me and one for him (<img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>). I think mine looks fancier, cause everyone uses my doorbell when they want him instead. Realy irritating... I never <font size=1 face="trebuchet ms"><BLOCKQUOTE><hr size=1 noshade>actually intuitively intend to dial wrong numbers or people I know will be put off by a call that late. <hr size=1 noshade></BLOCKQUOTE></font><font face=´trebuchet ms, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica´ size=2> I did however pass out at the foot of a pilar with a lot of bells, but I´m not sure if it´s significant. You were gone? Edit: Damn spelling. - I´m not crazy, I´m a car. And if you don´t believe me, you can get out and walk home. - *** The Titan flies like a cow <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> *** Fight like a Warlord

no seriously now I get loads of calls for the Creda service dept and for Travelwise Holidays, which is great cos I´ve taken entire holiday bookings over the phone! I even sent some poor fool off to Manchester Airport after &quot;selling&quot; him a late to Fuertaventura. ah me.

Well I had my share of wrong numbers as well.... *phone rings* Me: Hello ????: Hi, it Roger there? (women’s voice) Me: I am sorry who? ????: Roger? Me: I am sorry lady, you got wrong number... ????: No I don’t! Listen bastard if you don’t wont to talk to me just say so!! Me: Hey don’t you yell at me lady, I already said you got a wrong number!! (getting irritated, especially as it is 1am) ????: Put Roger on you bastard!! (getting mad) Me: Listen you old dumb f*ck, you got a wrong number...comprende!! (feeling like slamming the phone down, but want to hear what she will say <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>) ????: Excuse me, how dare you talk like that...I am a lady you know!! Me: *starts laughing hysterically* Well that’s a first one... ????: WHY YOU...HOW DARE YOU, I HAVE RECORDED THIS AND I WILL CALL COPS!! Me: *getting bored and tired* Yeah...ok, what ever. Tell them to call me tomorrow after 4:00...I should be home.... ????: Why you!!! How dare you!!....*dial tone* I specialy like this one.... Me: Hello ????: Hey Luis, they are coming...get ready! Me: They? they who? ????: You know THEY...I cant say it over the phone, cops are everywhere Me: Really! Holy ****! (getting amused with this one, waiting to hear whats next <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>) ????: Yeah, they were after me couple minutes ago! What should we do?! Me: Hang in there tight, let me think! (gone to watch TV, volume down..phone speaker on) ????: Hello, you there? Me: Yeah, wait a sec darn it...I am thinking! ????: (2 minutes later) Hello!! Me: How many times I told you not to interrupt me while I am thinking! ????: O, sorry! Me: Ok, I got it...meet me at THE usual place! ????: The corner of ******* Street and ****** Road? Me: You idiot...why did you say the name when cops are listening! ????: Holy ****! Now what! WTF Will we do now! Me: WE? Sorry m8, its all you...you dialed the wrong number in first place <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> *starts laughing* ????: What!!! Me: Yeah, sorry...*hangs the phone down* <img src=´http://www.imageshack.us/img2/8743/sig5.jpg ´> Edited by - Leonhart on 3/28/2004 6:26:37 AM

I acctualy haven´t gotten a wrong number in about 6 months, kinda impressive if you think about it. and snice I´m on a do not call list for tell-a-marketers I´m pretty unwanted phone call free. I had a super Ego, but it was pestering me so I killed it. When I shot it the bullet grazed my soul, and that bled to death too

The only wrong, really wrong number I ever got was as a teenager. Our number was 1 number off of a local department store. The guy calls and wants to speak to someonein the music department. I try to tell him hes got the wrong nimber but he says he checked and its the right one. I asked what he wanted. He said he saw a flyer about a bass guitar on sale and wants me to hold one for him. I said ok, and it going for $79.00. He said he would be right down to get it. I said, Hurry, it´s the last one. Bye. It was hilarious. My parents changed the number the next day. <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Michael<A href=´http://messianicgentile.tripod.com/´ Target=_Blank> &quot;Finalday&quot;</a> <i> In Memory Of WLB </i>

There´s an evil streak in some of you that I like! <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Sir S

<img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> that´s really funny FD, me and the wife are rolling around laughing at that one!

I had a strangely similar experience a little while ago. I had to miss out on a party at a friends house because I had work early the next morning. While at this party, my friends had somehow come to the inebriated conclusion that it would be a good idea to walk 5 or 6 miles through country lanes between 1 and 4am to my workplace. Once they got there they all sat round a pillar and passed out. So when I ran down to work at 6 in the morning, they were all there looking like pillocks, a few of them wake up, shout at me for being 3 minutes late for work, manage to piss off my boss and then they all go home!

Ah, the joy of alcohol...<img src=smilies/icon_smile_dead.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> &lt;-&gt; INSERT SIGNATURE HERE &lt;-&gt;

I just get phone calls from people calling wrong... Not from anyones drunk <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

i once prank called one of my hightschool teachers on new years when i was really drunk. he wasn´t home, but i left a message in an East Indian voice asking why he hadn´t picked me up from the airport yet, ala some prank call i had downloaded one time. then i think we called and left like 5 more messages after that. it was very funny Kyp The other day, in study hall, i farted really loud, you know...so the guys would laugh...and i swear it was so hanus that Susie Johnson almost ralphed up her salsbury steak. it was freakin sweet...

Back before the do-not-call list, I once answered telemarketers and political fund people with things like this: &quot;No, I´m sorry, this is the Dahmer residence&quot; (Followed by &quot;Hand me another ear there, please&quot<img src=smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>) &quot;Sure, I´ll vote for you, but only if you amend the constitutions so thirteen year olds can vote.&quot; Them: &quot;Hello, is so-and-so there?&quot; Me: &quot;Yes, one second.&quot; Background you hear: &quot;Let the tall one go, but kill the short guy and his girlfriend.&quot; Then there´s my favorite: Telemarketer: &quot;Hello, is so-and-so there?&quot; Me: &quot;No, both my parents are in jail.&quot; Them: &quot;For what?&quot; Me: &quot;Killing a telemarketer.&quot; Eddit: Dam Speling <img src=´http://www.planetgromit.co.uk/tlr/bob.gif ´> Edited by - Eh_Steve on 3/28/2004 11:39:10 AM

Steve, those were great! <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Sir S