You too can be a planet!

    My humanities teacher from last year could be one, although the size limit could be a problem. Seriously, the dude barely fits in his car.

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    mmm, my old drama teacher... you couldn´t fit her in the same <i>room </i> as anyone else!

    this one just NEEDS a mamma joke in it

    "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

    Yo momma´s ass so big, it has it´s own congresman

    [img=http://www.vj.yu/img/ilustracije/Struktura/Vidovi/rod-avi.jpg][img=http://www.vj.yu/img/ilustracije/Simboli/cinovi/cin16_16.jpg] >-=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=-< Careful what you wish for... You just might get it. >-=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=-<