Music from your girlfriend´s -ehrm - heart ...

I think these guys just want to see broads rubbing their breasts to adjust the volume.

You have a problem with that, Wilde? Imagine what happens when you crank up the bass...

"Home entertainment center"? I wonder if they get cable.

Gives a whole new meaning to "What size do you think she has" *shakes head*

These ones only come in two sizes so that reduces the odds of making a mistake. Tweeter or woofer!

One application where "Flat screen" is not always best...