What´s the ugliest part of your body?

  • I´ve shaved my head a few times. The downside of it is the ´velcro-skull´ effect when it´s growing back. I had to peel hats off my head. If you can´t read this, then you´re probably illiterate and have no idea what I´m saying anyway.

    There`s only two types of people who play Freelancer: -Those who think the Sabre is the best ship; -Those who are wrong.

  • My mouth. Ugh, I´m getting major orthodontic surgury, costs a few thousand *gulp* right now I have a 7mm gap between my two front teeth, but I am assured that I will be beautiful by the end of it (i´d better be).

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  • Holy crap!!! 7mm???!?!?!??! Jeeeeezus!! I´d say my buttcrack. Now what´s less attractive than a guy´s buttcrack??? It smells bad, it´s hairy,....

    *refuses to participate in any thwacking game of any sort*

  • "lethallarry: Have you considered shaving it? Perhaps steaming it? Ironing regularly can do wonders... " I do on a regular basis, but it doesn´t really help. There´s only two types of people who play Freelancer: -Those who think the Sabre is the best ship; -Those who are wrong.

    There`s only two types of people who play Freelancer: -Those who think the Sabre is the best ship; -Those who are wrong.

  • Ironing!? Hmm....*sizzling noises* YAAAAH *lawsuit sue ban*

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  • i personally don´t like my knees.. and my elbow.. weird place to judge i know.. and i have this mole thing between my mouth and my nose.. like its annoying. i had no fewer than 3 dreams with it gone. my legs are waay tooo thin for some reason. and as for lightweight ppl, i´m 1.6m and 44kg. beat that!! i train on a daily basis.. tho i never find time to go jogging (nor do i want to) so my legs are thinner.

  • I used to cycle more than 5,000Km a year a while back... I can´t encompass my thighs with both hands, and they´re smaller now due tot he fact that I ralely ride my bike anymore. There´s only two types of people who play Freelancer: -Those who think the Sabre is the best ship; -Those who are wrong.

    There`s only two types of people who play Freelancer: -Those who think the Sabre is the best ship; -Those who are wrong.

  • I spent several hours trying to decide what the ugliest part of my body is. It was a grueling process that involved patience, perserverance and a significant amount of pain. In the end, it was a tie between my pancreas and my lower intestine. You think feet smell....whew..... Wap

  • I have a scar about the size of a dime from Ironing <img src=smilies/icon_smile_blush.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> It made a sizeling sound. Than again, this coming from the same person who put his thinb on the BBQ grill to see if it was hot.... it was <img src=smilies/icon_smile_shock.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Ok... need a new sig.... hmmm...............

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  • Don´t fret... pyrophilia is normal. And by the way... WRONG! WRONG WRONG WRONG.... YOU´RE ALL WRONG! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! The correct answer is &quot;Your mind&quot;. <img src=smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

  • <font size=1 face="trebuchet ms"><BLOCKQUOTE><hr size=1 noshade>The correct answer is &quot;Your mind <hr size=1 noshade></BLOCKQUOTE></font><font face=´trebuchet ms, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica´ size=2> well.. not for me. i h8 my deformed shape. mainly due to me getting my dad´s thin body and my mum´s wide face. makes a weird-very weird combination. looks like as if you´ve got a watermellon on a sitck. as for my mind, i clean it twice a year. i cleaned it 4mths ago.

  • Can´t think of anything. Actually, I like myself. If sb doesn´t like my appearance, it´s their problem, not mine. <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Besides, one chick (not my wife - never asked her, since her getting married to me automatically answers the question) told me I was handsome. The fact that she was dead drunk doesn´t mean anything <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Just remember...if the world didn´t suck, we´d all fall off.

  • I think my womb isn´t pretty. There´s only two types of people who play Freelancer: -Those who think the Sabre is the best ship; -Those who are wrong.

    There`s only two types of people who play Freelancer: -Those who think the Sabre is the best ship; -Those who are wrong.

  • this thread is starting to sound like a christina aguilera song <img src=smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> i fell on a bbq when i was 3 and had scarring up my entire right side, arm and face until I was about 11....you could never tell nowadays...but what I´m trying to get at is this...I´m happy with what I´ve got, very happy in fact, imagine if an alien came down and cut off/out the piece of your body that you deem ugly - how much would you miss it? seriously, be happy with yourself, f*ck everyone else! <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

  • I´m pretty shure we all are, more or less, but it can be fun to complain about how the last joint in my fingers are bent <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Ok... need a new sig.... hmmm...............

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  • Christina Aguillera! HELLS NO! It´s a Frank Zappa song. WHAT´S THE UGLIEST PART OF YOUR BODY ------------------------------------------ What´s the ugliest part of your body? What´s the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose Some say your toes But I think it´s YOUR MIND I think it´s your mind, woo woo ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF SYSTEMS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL A PLAGUE UPON YOUR IGNORANCE AND THE GRAY DESPAIR OF YOUR UGLY LIFE Where did Annie go Whe she went to town? Who are all those creeps That she brings around? ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF LIES YOU BELIEVE A PLAGUE UPON YOUR IGNORANCE THAT KEEPS THE YOUNG FROM THE TRUTH THEY DESERVE... ------------------------------------------ It´s about rainbows. Next up... ******* and Beer! All hail our dark lord, Frank of the Zappa! HOOHAW!