(no that still doesn´t make any sense) <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>
the freelancer men are from mars woman are from somwhere else story
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Ok how about this <font size=1 face="trebuchet ms"><BLOCKQUOTE><hr size=1 noshade>he was hugging chewbacca.. <hr size=1 noshade></BLOCKQUOTE></font><font face=´trebuchet ms, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica´ size=2> ,who had a big club and a bad temper and so...
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for completion he himself assumed a bad temper and pull a club from his... kumari --- "You are ALL my brothers and sisters."
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pocket. By the recurring bad luck Jim was having it got stuck in there. Chewbacca said "RwaaaaaaGrrrrrrHoooooooooRahahhahahhaRwaaaa" (is that a club in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me). Since he couldnt understand Wookie, Jim just thwocked Chewie round the head with it. At the same time Chewbacca´s wife walked and saw this sexual act (in wookie terms anyway) She then...
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felt the urge to close something due to psam. She could resist it though. What she said to Jim; -- The Lancersreactor: where the screenshots are never blurry, and the script kiddies get publically kicked around. <A href=´http://www.lancersreactor.org/t/forum/faq.asp´ Target=_Blank>The Lancersreactor FAQ</a> <A href=´http://www.lancersreactor.org/t/forum/topic.asp?topic_id=15742&forum_id=12&Topic_Title=The+use+of+signatures&forum_title=Off+Topic&M=False&S=False´ Target=_Blank>The use of signatures</a>
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( maybe we shouldnt include our sigs? it looks messy ) she said to jim " follow the yellow, green and blue road "
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then he awoke in the checkout queue in Ikea, on a wet Saturday afternoon. the banality inflicted by names like Blurk, Plenk and Shtool had driven his mind to seek refuge in alternate realities which unfortunately were unable to shield him from the agonies he was enduring. but the reality was worse, as middle England´s Neo was finding out.. he had a Mondeo estate. and his credit card had been turned down.
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Staring unfocused at the tops of his shoes, Jim spotted a large coin next to his left shoe. He stooped down and picked it up. Holding it in his hand he noticed that it had quite a bit of heft to it. It was grimy. He could not make out the denomination or much of the writing on it but he also noticed that it did not have the finished, minted look of contemporary coins. As he pocketed the coin and started to turn to leave the Ikea, he heard the squeak of leather rubbing against leather in syncopation with high heeled foot steps approach him from behind. "Excuse me........." she said......... Edited by - Indy11 on 15-11-2003 02:40:04
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"My hair is on fire!" "That´s nice" said Jim, still concentrating on the mysterious coin. "Perhaps it´s a penny for my thoughts" he thought, but that got him nowhere.
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so he put the coin in his pocket, and then he...
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...Got swallowed by a giant hamster. It was dark inside the hamster, but there were obviously several other people in there with him. A voice from the back said "hey, is somone new here?" anothr voice "just a sec, i´ll light a match" a light flared up inside the giant hamster´s belly, and to his horror, jim saw...
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His old flame ( no pun intended ) ....
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Beryl. Her name was Beryl. Jim hadn´t seen her since the night of his Junior Prom. They had been getting mildly smashed and Jim had little visions of scoring that night when she´d excused herself to take a powder. She´d never come back. Now he sees her #$years later, in that same prom dress, a little raggedy snuggled in the arms of Freddie Armbrister, his most hated archenemy from his Junior year, wearing the same ugly black, orange and yellow plaid tuxedo from that ill fated night. Jim reached for his........
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.50 cal desert eagle....
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...but it wasn´t there. Enraged, he shouted, "Have you two been here for the last #$ years?! You sl*t! You b*st*rd! And.. more obscenities I can´t come up with!" To this, (insert dudes name here) responded...
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"Yes. Yes we have. And what are YOU gonna do about it, huh? Peepsqueek!" "What am I gonna do...? I´m gonna kick your sorry ass goodnight! Hiyaaaaa!!!" Jim took a SSJ3-transform stance, screaming his throat off. Of course the transformation could not occur, seeing as Jim was only human... So now Jim and Freddie Armbrister stood there completely and utterly confused, looking at each other. Suddendly Beryl asked "Jim, what the Hell do you think you´re doing?!" "I... I... Why did you leave me like that? Was it something I did?" "Well you did drool all over the place, stare at my tits all the time, had a huge hardon... Not that it didn´t compliment me, but... You know" "Yes, but choosing that idiot instead of me... It hurts and... AAAAAAAAHH!!!" A blazing light seared out of Jim´s chest for a few seconds, a tear dropped on the ground and so did Jim, faling on his knees, than falling completely, lifelessly down on the ground, raising a cloud of dust... Beryl ran over to Jim, knelt beside him, screaming "Jim! I´m sorry Jim! Please... Wake up... Wake up Jim!" "WAKE UP!!!" Jimk woke up with blurred vision, Dink was now standing over him, trying to wake him up... *SLAP!* "WAKE UP!!!" "OK OK OK!! I´m awake..." "Beryl..." said Jim looking around trying to find out where he is... He saw... Edited by - Chetnik on 16-11-2003 22:38:30
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..Saigon. sh*t! He was still in Saigon..
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... and Beryl and freddie were still making out in the hamster! Or wait... had it been real? "Calm down" said Dink, you´ve missed your medication" "oh... I supose that makes sense" said Jim. He remembered he had indeed skipped his last few doses of medication and reached into his pocket to find them. To his bemusement, instead of 6 pill botles he discovered...
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6 bottles of jack daniels
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(200 posts lol ) so him and dink proceded to drink that lot which unfortunetly for them they fell asleep again... only to wake in.. <img src=´http://www.planetgromit.co.uk/space_ghost.gif ´>have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????