You know you´ve been playing Freelancer too much when..............

- You load 28 Tarantulas into your trunk and called them "Nanobots". - You constantly bug your friend to buy Freelancer - When your boss tells you to get him coffee you ask "will it be tough?" - You can draw the nav map - Y

"You know you´ve been playing Freelancer too much when.............." You dream that your playing freelancer, only your bed is your ship; and you keep almost falling off when you take a hard turn in a dog fight.

you mount mine dropper and radar scrambler (cm´s) and you drop mines infront of cops

You know you´ve been playing freelancer too long when: - you look for a tradlane while you are driving - you try to get into formation with a semi, and let go of the gas pedal and steering wheel, thinking that the truck will drive your car - you look outside and see that it´s nighttime, and it´s scares the living daylights out of you, because in freelancer, there is no night, just dawn, day, and evening. - when a terroist assasinats someone high up in germany, you say, "Gee, that guy must have been a nomad..." i´ll think of more later P.S. Mabye my name means something after all...

this is a good topic can chips or finalday sticky this 1.you cant find the cruise button. 2 when something falls off of a truck you think its a mine. iam the alpha and the omega

... When you drive your car with a mouse an keyboard ... When you realise its not you car, your still playing the game ... When you can point out in the night sky where you have just been on the game ... When its no longer a game -Therefore i am

You panic after passing a cop on your street while driving home and floor it right up to your garage door only to find there´s no F3 key on the dashboard.. You get lost while driving and search for patrol routes/tradelanes on a roadmap -You actually see either of these You drive your car at maximum speed through fog hoping you´ll get clear of the radiation hazard You drive erratically at night to avoid brightly lit buildings and streetlamps because you might enter the corona You wonder why there is no targeting reticle around anything you´re looking at You do something dumb and think ´It´s ok, I can just reload..´ You refuse to do chores because ´There´s no profit in it´ -You actually say this to your parents You wonder why you have to walk from your car to go into a store/shop You try to park your car IN the store/shop -You ask witnesses to this if there´s a mod to ´ghost´ the store entrance so it doesn´t scrape the sides of the car so much You always drive with your right hand You´re shopping for a new car and can´t understand why there´s no list of weapon hardpoints in the ad -You actually call the dealership to ask what they are -You´re upset when they don´t understand you You put ´Mining, Pirating and Killing Nomads´ under Past Work Experience on a job application Your friends file ´Missing Persons´ reports every time a new mod comes out The oil light in your car starts blinking and you strain your neck looking around for the missile You refuse to tip the pizza delivery guy because his trip to your house wasn´t hazardous enough You choose to deliver pizza for a living because it´s a little like Freelancer -You spend all night driving around earning tips and can´t figure out why Juni hasn´t contacted you with a new mission You pull up to a drive-thru window and are confused when you can´t tractor your order through the window into the car You´re in a car accident and your first thought is ´I hope I didn´t lose a weapon´ -You try to explain to your Insurance Company that everything would have been fine if your shields had worked -You send a bug report to Microsoft because they malfunctioned You can´t carry on a real conversation with anyone because you ´hate the cutscenes´ and it´s a great opportunity to use the bathroom instead You´re constantly running out of gas while driving because you can´t find a ´GMG´ station anywhere and everywhere else is too expensive You avoid talking to anyone at all in real life because it takes away time from ´flying´ missions in your car You put off taking the test for your Drivers License because ´You´ll just end up with a Starflier´ anyway <g>

You´ve played too much FL when... ...you´ve downloaded most of the mods and grown bored with all of them. ...you have models of the ships hanging from your ceiling. ...you try to actually build and fly a full-scale Anubis (or whatever your ship of choice is--I´m partial to the Liberty and Order HFs/VHFs, but wish the 07A were better-armed for its intended mission, like Class-10s, multiple turrets, that sme of the weps hardpoints weren´t disabled in shiparch.ini). ... ... (Actually, with some aerodynamic tweaks and adjustment for being over 1000 years behind the tech curve, you could conceivably build and fly a modified Defender, Valkyrie or Anubis if you took the time off from the game to design and build it.) ...you´ve ever had a thought like the immediate preceding one pop into your head.

You know you have been playing too much Freelancer when: - You and your FL friend walk into a bank, jabbering about Freelancer, to pull out some ca$h. After being in there a while, a burglar walks in and tells everyone to drop and be quiet, but you and your freind can´t resist and continue to whisper about it until you are shot. - You make analogies based only on Freelancer - You get face-discoloration from playing it too much - You Mod. it. - You can´t seem to find the State/Province/City etc of Omicron Alpha - You compare everything to Freelancer - You shoot about 7 bullets at a cop car and expect them to just say &quot;Check you fire&quot; - You scream &quot;REQUSTING TO DOCK!!!&quot; everytime you pull up to your garage. - You think you never need car fuel - You think a cop card only costs $7,600 - You think auto-seek missles cost only $25 -You tell everyone you´re from Leeds, not matter where you´re really from -You think you never have to pay rent/taxes ect --------------------------------------- If I had a dollar for every idiot on the Earth... <img src=´http://i6.photobucket.com/albu…hrisbossi/Allyourbase.jpg ´> Like anime? Go <A href=´http://www.db-unlimited.net/smf´ Target=_Blank>here</a> Edited by - Chrisbee on 9/20/2005 5:25:14 PM

You build ships out of legos (guilty- check out the ´Lego Freelancer´ threads in OT, you may have to dig a bit). Also, the other day my mother asked me to &quot;Do something around the house for the good of the order today.&quot; Natrually, I went and played Freelancer.

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When your time playing FL is greater than your time living on this so called &quot;planet&quot; Death to the salad eaters!