You know you´ve been playing Freelancer too much when..............

    You know your´ve been playing freelancer too much when; 1) you check the time spent playing game and it says that it can´t display it... 2)the right mouse button wears through... 3)the whole mouse wears out.... 4)keyboard breaks... That´s all for now guys... "home sweet home in Omicron Gamma...i am a Corsair!"

    I am so tired of people thinking that the beta cutscene was real. NOMADS NEVER DESTROYED SOL, ACCORDING TO THE DEVELOPERS. THAT PLOT WAS SCRAPPED, STOP COMMENTING ON IT. You know you´ve been playing freelancer too much when: You shoot Aircraft and hope to get loot from them, you ram into a fuel truck at 100 Mphs and expect your "shields" to absorb the blast, and you begin shooting at commercial trucks and expect street gangs and racists to like you. You masarce the street gangs and expect the corporations and cops to love you you attack the cops and corporations and expect the street gan you just massacre dto like you You repeadetly enter and leave bars, expecting to get new people with new conversation every time you enter between 5 second intervals. Edited by - Andkat on 3/27/2005 11:17:37 AM

    You know it when... You start driving by car scrap yards and bashing the cars, expecting guns to fly loose... and while trying to get to the scrap yards, you expect to have to dodge mines or gas pockets, or think you have to repair your cars ´hull´ from radiation damage!!! SMILE!!! :- It makes ppl wonder what you´ve been up to!!!

    You think you have a AI comm system to tell you that your cargo has expired or volitile gases are detected Newark, do not interfere, we are here to protect the President!Shultsky´s a traitor!

    You know you´ve been playing too much Freelancer when you wonder why your country doesn´t have a docking ring.

    They say one man cannot rule the galaxy. But I will try!!!

    You know you have been playing to much freelancer when: <Your parents try to turn off the computer and you say in a robot voice "Do not interfere I am here to complete freelancer" <You try to torpedo a police station then run of with all the handcuffs so you can sell them to the local street gang. <You start swerving over the road to avoid the other car’s lazar exhorts weapons. <You blow up a gas station the edge of a desert to re-act the opening clip of freelancer. <You are scared of turning on you headlights of you car in case there is no energy left to power your guns. Monkey see, Monkey Shoot Edited by - =-EAGLE_1-= on 3/30/2005 2:10:59 AM

    when you´re afraid you´ll get sucked int0 the cutscene zone.. AND THEN IT HAPPENS! ( yes, i am using my super holy powers of revival on this thread ) Freelancer Nerevarine Destroyer of the Shagohod. Savior of Spira (twice) Edited by - ghost1235 on 4/4/2005 2:45:24 PM

    got ´nother one! when you compare girls from other games to juni as far, far inferior. when you can recognise trent, juni, king, orillion etc´s voice actors in under 0.32 seconds. Freelancer Nerevarine Destroyer of the Shagohod. Savior of Spira (twice)

    When you have a big party at your house, but tell them to watch TV or something while you play Freelancer. lol <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

    when you try to explain &quot;you know you´ve been playing freelancer too much when...&quot; jokes to your sister ( guilty ) Freelancer Nerevarine Destroyer of the Shagohod. Savior of Spira (twice)

    ...You question how Juni could have flown around the Oka dust field a a child, when there are no children. ...You spend your whole day telling friends you want to get home because you have to buy a new ship. ...You sleep with a stuffed nomad ...People ask you your name you reply &quot;Freelancer Alpha 1-1. I hail from the Planet Leeds. I´m hauling Boron to Freeport 7.&quot; in a disjointed fashion ...You wonder why Tren gets to be Freelancer Alpha 1-1, when there are menat to be loads of Freelancers ...You come up with an explanation ...Yu wonder why the Order pilots are only level one, as well as everyone else around you. ...You refuse to buy American cars saying &quot;They have crap armor, weapons and shields. I want a Rheinland (Or German if you´re less insane) car.&quot; ...You call German diplomats &quot;Schultzky&quot; ...You say that the Catholics are in danger because the pope is a Nomad.

    I`m not going to kill you, but I have an understanding with someone who is. Lawless -Total war server now online. Join in the war between Sirius and the Nomads. Everywhere is open

    you try to explain to your Stargate fan friend how much stargate resembles freelancer. ( no really it does! asgard=dom kavash, goa´uld=nomads, jumpgates = stargates ( or trade lanes ) a very hot female main character ( juni and Carter ) see!) Freelancer Nerevarine Destroyer of the Shagohod. Savior of Spira (twice)

    ...when your credit card company calls you to pay your bill up and THEY tell you that you don´t have enough credits or hardpoints. ...when your female &quot;friend/partner&quot; asks you if you are ready, and you &quot;decline&quot; and you perceive her as acting like Juni on a mission decline..... ...when you pull into the gas station and immediately start looking for better parts to swap off..... ...when you pass a derelict car on the side of the road and you pull over cause it MIGHT have those guns you were looking for.... :-)

    -When you see a police car behind you and start speeding and throwing stuff out the window to evade cruise disruptors. -When you take your engine in for repairs because the maximum speed won´t reach 300. -When your engine overheats, you say, &quot;I hea

    When the phone is ringing, you type &quot;just a sec plz&quot; into Freelancers system chat, however not meaning to adress other players, but the person at the other end of the phoneline <img src=smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> This happened to me a few days ago...

    You land your Dodge Caravan (Starflier) on the Enterprise carrier (Battleship Missouri), buy a Laser Guided Nuclear Missle for $25 (Javelin Missle), go to the highway between Manhattan and Baltimore, and blow it up with the missle (disrupt the trade lane) and expect to be able to hide in the city of Rochester (Rochester Base). --------------------------------------- If I had a dollar for every idiot on the Earth... Like anime? Go <A href=´http://www.db-unlimited.net/smf´ Target=_Blank>here</a> Edited by - Chrisbee on 8/20/2005 8:08:35 PM

    Your friends come over to party at your house and you say &quot;Don´t make too much of a mess. I don´t own this place, but I have an understanding with the people who do.&quot; You go up to a girl and say &quot;Hey, watcha got?&quot; and don´t expect to get slapped. <A href=´http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v322/sarafijdawg/legoguy.JPG´ Target=_Blank><img src=´http://img78.photobucket.com/a…2/sarafijdawg/legoguy.jpg ´></a>