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The Comical, Amusing and Nonsensical Thread
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<A href=´http://omaha-hax.ytmnd.com/´ Target=_Blank>Another internet obscurity</a> Warning, contains bad language, blood, gore etc. etc. etc. <A href=´http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5597512295&rdSTRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1´ Target=_Blank>Buy a time machine, or at least you could</a> Edited by - The Evil Thing on 8/30/2005 5:59:07 AM
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<A href=´http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050828´ Target=_Blank>funny picture about google talk</a> Edited by - Wolf_Demon on 9/2/2005 6:08:29 AM
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http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Subcomics/Old/Freak/Freak4.html OMFGOMFGOMFG this is the most f*cked up thing in the frickin universe!!!
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LIVE clear*thump*
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LLAMA LOSS IS THE BOSS
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A rather unfortunate caption by Sky News: <img src=´http://www.private-eye.co.uk/contentimages/ispy1141a.jpg ´>
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Hehehehe
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LOL that´s a good one Music sig anyone? <EMBED src="http://www.soulchamber.us/uploads/b6647757c6.swf" menu=false quality=high scale=default bgcolor=#000000 WIDTH=424 HEIGHT=124 TYPE="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </EMBED> and like a phoenix i´ll return from the ashes....with the help of the re-spawn key<img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>
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Got APC? <img src=´http://home.iprimus.com.au/brownzzz/Images/gotapc.jpg ´>
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http://www.flashplayer.com/ani…declineofvideogaming.html http://www.flashplayer.com/ani…eclineofvideogaming2.html http://www.flashplayer.com/ani…eclineofvideogaming3.html SO HILARIOUS! (Kid friendly also, so let your kids watch it for pure enjoyment!) Edit - Made your link info clickable. <img src=smilies/icon_smile_sad.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Tried to, but won´t work Edited by - Finalday on 9/26/2005 5:49:09 PM
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A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl," Tiffany, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.." St. Peter says, Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question. Jennifer have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls; one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies “If I´m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her arse in it."
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LOL
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I especially love it when the catholics get hit by a train.
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*Glances suspiciously at Eh_Steve* Erm, yeah... quite. Couldn´t agree more... <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>
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A man walks into a butchers shop, and says to the butcher "i bet you £50 you cant reach that meat on the top shelf" the butcher looks up and replies, "you´re right sir, the steaks are too high"
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The police an´t got nothin on this guy <img src=smilies/icon_smile_wink.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> <img src=´http://img.photobucket.com/alb…/HumSignSpeedEnforcer.jpg ´>
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Whoever put that ´photo´ together clearly doesn´t have much in the way of a sense of proportion <img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Colemanballs (a la Private Eye): <i>“It’s nice for us to have a fresh face in the camp sometimes for us to bounce things off...” </i> <b>LAWRIE SANCHEZ, Sky Sports News </b> <i>“We’ve got the quality to beat them but we haven’t.” </i> <b>IAN WRIGHT, BBC </b> <i>“They {Aston Villa} seem to beat the teams halfway down but struggle against the teams halfway up.” </i> <b>MARK LAWRENSON, news.bbc.co.uk </b> <i>“The defender was so laid-back there he was almost vertical.” </i> <b>FRANK STAPLETON, TV3 </b> <i>“China is like a different world... it’s like a different country.” </i> <b>STEVE DAVIS, Talk Sport </b>
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Here´s a few things i´ve found that kinda funney<img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> This first one has some swearing in it <A href=´http://www.big-boys.com/articles/eow.html´ Target=_Blank>End of the world</a> Here´s another <A href=´http://www.bozzetto.com/Flash/Life.htm´ Target=_Blank>Life</a> unless your 13 or older i don´t think you should see this <A href=´http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/adam.html´ Target=_Blank>Adam</a> Another again<img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> <A href=´http://www2.omnitel.net/smirlis/tmp/schule.html´ Target=_Blank>Rules of Driveing</a> Even more<img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> <A href=´http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/horror/flash.htm´ Target=_Blank>Horror Part1</a> Part 2 of the one <A href=´http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/horror/flash1.htm´ Target=_Blank>Horror Part2</a> More <A href=´http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/farwest/flash.htm´ Target=_Blank>Far West Part1</a> Part2 of above <A href=´http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/farwest/flash1.htm´ Target=_Blank>Far West Part2</a> And more<img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> <A href=´http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/italy.html´ Target=_Blank>Europe and italy</a> lol you get it now yes even more This is the last one i swear<img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> <A href=´http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/olympics.html´ Target=_Blank>Olympics[</a>
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President George W. Bush visits a primary school classroom. They are in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So, the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him that would be a ´tragedy´." "No", says President Bush, "that would be an ´accident´." A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a ´tragedy´." "I´m afraid not," explains the President. "That´s what we would call a ´great loss´." The room goes silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searches the room. "Isn´t there someone here who can give me an example of a ´tragedy´?" Finally, at the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If Air Force One, carrying you, Mr. President, were struck by a friendly fire missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a ´tragedy´." "Fantastic!" exclaims Bush. "That´s right. And now can you tell me why that would be a ´tragedy´?" "Well, says the boy, because it certainly wouldn´t be a ´great loss´ and it probably wouldn´t be a f **king ´accident´ either!"