You know you´ve been to The Lancers Reactor too much when......

When Wolfy actually starts to make sense. <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

You see a mugger victimizing an old lady and you automatically chant &quot;Fear Factor&quot; five times <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

I feel it welcome for Wolfy to finally make some sense Congratulations me boy. second: ...When you think ArconTV is available on Cable. __________________________________________________________ Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams ´Cos it´s strange innit??, whenever you stand in a Library and go AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, People stare at you, Whenever you do it in an Aeroplane everyone joins in.. - Tommy Cooper

You begin to think SPAM ISNT a meat

you tut, shake your head and mutter &quot;uh ohhhhh&quot; when you see a new member slating a regular....<img src=smilies/icon_smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

When you think you can actually end a discussion in real life by saying *click* <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

<img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>Haha! I like that one Eraser. <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle><img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

when OT begins to feel like home Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams

You keep a log of how manytimes you´ve talked and call it your post count. Life: No one gets out alive. <img src=´http://www.planetgromit.co.uk/tlr/rilms.gif ´> <img src=´http://www.planetgromit.co.uk/tlr/ss.gif ´>

When you realize a *click* is coming and hurry to get a post in before it does.<img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Finalday Until that final day.<A href=´http://www.lastdaysministries.org/´ Target=_Blank> /Keith Green</a> (1953-1983) <A href=´http://www.saltshakers.com/´ Target=_Blank><img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle></a>

when you tell people in real life that you regularly talk to a bunch of guys calling themselves Taw, Arcon, Eraser, Indy, Mustang, Sir Spectre, Freighter Fighter, Fear Factor, Wolf Demon, RILMS, Locutus, Chips and Cardamine, and don´t find their names at all odd <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

when you try to find the F5 button in a real conversation to see if anyone has something new to say <img src=´http://www.cliphoto.com/earth/e-037.gif ´><img src=´http://www.cliphoto.com/earth/e-031.gif ´> this is my world; it goes round and round and round The wolfy types like a cow <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

When you look for the little red X to close the conversation. Life: No one gets out alive. <img src=´http://www.planetgromit.co.uk/tlr/rilms.gif ´> <img src=´http://www.planetgromit.co.uk/tlr/ss.gif ´>

you walk in the front door of your house, and expect to see a list of recent happenings right there. You plan your daily schedule around your modem.... Launch Pad, Launch Pad, I said build a Launch-Pad, boy you are a dumb as a stick- Instuctor, Dark Reign, Advanced Training 1

-Somthing amusing/puzzling happens and you think &quot;I´ll post that on TLR!&quot; -You remember the names of some people who seem to have succesfully left <img src=smilies/icon_smile_shock.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> -You have one of

....when in somebody says something funny to u in real life you say LOL (i almost say that every time<img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>) LOL TLR IS MY HOME PAGE<img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> <img src=´http://www.cliphoto.com/earth/e-037.gif ´><img src=´http://www.cliphoto.com/earth/e-031.gif ´> this is my world; it goes round and round and round The wolfy types like a cow <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle>

When you have a good insult to use but save it until the next time you´re on the internet so that you can use it on ff.

oooh what an honour

1. No, Wolfy, you cited your source so I don´t mind. 2. When you think, &quot;Oh, that´s Wolfy´s post.&quot; or &quot;Oh, that´s Esq´s post.&quot; Instead of Wolf_Demon or Esquilax. 3. TLR´s Off Topic Forum is my new home page. 4. When someone is talking you think &quot;Oh, not another best of thread.&quot; &quot;Last words are for people who have not said enough!&quot; - Karl Marx´s last words. &quot;Do you think that´s air you´re breathing?&quot; - Morpheus in <i>The Matrix </i>