How to improve your English pronunciation …

    Beginners: Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which swatch watch? advanced English: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? top range: Three swiss witch-*****es, which wished to be switched swiss witch-*****es, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-***** which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-*****, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch? EDIT: I do not believe it. TLR has an automated ´word-processor´ that eliminates b*i*t*ch! Don´t explain ´family-friendly´ to me. It´s hilarious. Edited by - zazie on 9/9/2005 12:45:45 AM

    OK, it´s my fault to get off topic - we should porbably open a swear topic : who can swear the most without waking up the guard-dog (no, it is not a moderator) <img src=smilies/icon_smile_big.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> Back on the language-thing: For the sake of legibility I use l33t, for the first and HOPEFULLY last time in my life <img src=smilies/icon_smile_tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0 align=middle> top range: Three swiss witch-b1tches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-b1tches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-b1tch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-b1tch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

    Get the Dr. Seuss book &quot;Fox in Socks&quot; I read it to my two year old every week or two, and I´m getting pretty good at it. Let´s get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!!

    ...instead of these god-awful tongue twisters, why doesn´t one try the demosthenes route and speak with pebbles in one´s mouth?

    i hope he washed the soil and dog-pooh off first.. oh he could have, after all he lived in a tub. or was that Diogenes? orator, philosopher, it´s all Greek to me!

    "for once, i`ll actually tell you what i was thinking; but maybe i won`t have anything to say.."

    One certainly does hope he washed the stones, but you never know...perhaps dirt and fecal matter improve character!